The Cow

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A farmer became quite upset when he bought a new car and found that everything he wished to have in the car was extra. A few weeks later, the car dealer came to him to buy a cow. This is how the farmer presented the bill for the cow!

Basic Cow……………………..$500.00
Two Tone Finish………………$200.00
Four Barrel Stomach………….$100.00
Cowhide Upholstery…………..$400.00
Produce Storage Dispenser…..$100.00
4 Spigots @ $25.00 each…….$100.00
Dual horns………………………$ 75.00
Automatic Fly Swatter………..$ 75.00
Field Fertilizer………………….$200.00

Total Price for Cow………….$1.750.00

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